When I Suggested the Topic I was Thinking About A Scene in Arrested Development When Gob says, "I Fear I've Said Too Much"

You guys all know me pretty well. They say don't think coworkers are your friends because it's all competitive and there's nothing holding you guys together besides the fact that you're all working together. Well, even though I know the advice "They" have given, every place I work at I forget "They"'s important council and bare my soul to all my coworkers. I need to stop this because coworkers either smell bad or they can't stop smiling.

I've done it all, man. I've sang in front of my coworkers, I've air-guitared in front of my coworkers, I told my coworkers/managers I smoke dope, and I told my supervisor he's "hot" right to his face. I did all this in one day at a hotel job I had. I need to stop this because I've just started to realize the importance of references and what's my hotel boss going to say? "Oh yeah, he knows the guitar solo to Led Zeppelin's Rock and Roll." First off, who doesn't? Second of all, I worked at this place for almost a year and I can't list them as a reference. Well, I have a girlfriend now so I can bug her with my neediness. Thee end