Professional Office Etiquette

I work in an office. We office workers have strange customs.

We don't talk to people; we "reach out" to people, like technological beggars who will just be so mad if we don't get that document.

We don't think logically about the way things work; we "process model out" a "flowchart."

And we don't leave the office at 5PM; we work until "2AM."

We're a skiddish bunch and we hold to our reverse-Sharia norms (no beards allowed!) like heroin addicts hold to their heroin. Anything out of our ordinary frightens us.

So I probably told my coworkers too much when I said that I murdered their families.