Spam ME?! How DARE You

Mr. Hacker; Sir Hack-a-lot; can you, like, put some effort into it?

So you P me O by replying to my email, a reply to a job-ad on Craigslist, with an email that is so obviously fake. Which company, organization, institution, cooperative, group, non-profit, for-profit, would give an applicant an online quiz to complete? So I'm already frustrated that an ad promising riches and good times is fake, but then you insult me by thinking I'm THAT gullible?! I'll have you know I am a college graduate. I know things, kay? And for you to think I'm just going to fall into this trap by clicking on your link-kuh, is downright absurd. And a link to a quiz? What is this, freaking Jeopardy? And who the holy bologna are you to mislead the growing number of unemployed people in America? You have the gall to fake spam as an opportunity for employment when mothers, fathers, college graduates are out there looking for hope; and you reply to them with an email saying, "oh yeah, let's set up an appointment but hey can I make you feel like a dildo and click on this link to do a quiz?"

Well Mr. Hacker, I just have one thing to say to you.....that woman in the ad at the left side of your website is kinda hot. Good day to you SIR, HARUMPH!