Go ahead. Squeeze out all of your giggles and finish thinking about whatever sexual things you were thinking about. Flush it all out of your system so that we can have a real discussion.
BM is IMportant. You know it to be true.
As part of kicking 2011's ASS, two days ago I made and drank three homemade smoothies consisting of orange juice, apples, blackberries, kiwi, broccoli, spinach and carrots. And wouldn’t you know, the results were nearly instant! The mixed cocktail of those fibrous foods made my every single trip to the shitpot a delight.
I enjoy a good poop.
And you do too. There’s nothing like it. When it’s a joy to poop - meaning no trouble at all, save a gentle push - a dark day can brighten. I feel healthy. I feel healthier than I know my stallmates feel, per the machine-gun sounds of their movements.
Mostly, I feel proud. Proud for having done something I wanted to do and then actually witnessing the fruits of my labor.
And the fruits of my smoothie.
Coming out the other end.
I almost laughed out loud during a conference call looking at that. Nice one man. I'm holding in a poop right now until this call is over.
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